I went to the zoo today
I heard this really loud moaning noise
I investigated
It was 2 tortoises having sex.
I JUST STOOD THERE AND WATCHED LIKE A COMPLETE PERVERT.

At least they were happy… :>
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Posted on Sunday October 23rd
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